refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything


sprouhtling:

I never imagined the notes this would get omg

sprouhtling:

I never imagined the notes this would get omg


aaacid-rap:

Me

aaacid-rap:

Me



Yup it’s about that time of night when the paranoia gets real bad



  • in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
  • ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be…


rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


my partner and I were camping in a tent with a few friends and started hooking up. before we know it we’re breaking out the lube and as we open the little packet we hear my friend from across the tent ask "are you guys eating snacks?"


phangirlingoverdisney:

juicylouture:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl

I got the first part down


"I built myself a backbone out of stone because skin and bone wasn’t strong enough to keep me standing tall and I’m growing rather tired of falling over"
— Confessions of a queer (via confessionsofaqueer)

secretstream:

Watching today’s MDK was literally like watching 2014 Hannah cook with 2011 Hannah and it was so hilarious and wonderful.


before I was first admitted to the hospital I didn’t even know what anxiety was. I lived fourteen years of my life thinking this was normal, and extreme anxiety was something that everyone felt. that’s kind of fucked up


kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.